don’t want Gase to fully lose his mind, throw himself on the field and try to snort the yard lines...

I think the Washington Generals could probably give the Patriots a better run. At the very least, they could make it entertaining.

Great, now I have an image of Belichick making out with a passed out Darnold for thirty seconds and then smiling evilly as he finishes.

The No Fun League can do stupid things like this fashion policing, but the teams look good on TV. Same can’t be said for baseball, where most players wear pants 4 inches too long and look like slobs, save for the oddball with his socks over his pant legs (which should be required of every player, it still looks…

The dickhead was an investment banker. If he was good at it, he’s probably a borderline sociopath (I should know, having never taken any science classes.) He doesn’t give a flying fuck about anyone or anything but himself and whatever databases he masturbates over at night.

They could easily do a weekly home-and-home to balance the variance. They choose not too (for excitement!).

Hear hear. Say what you will about Joe Buck, but he knew to shut the fuck up for about two minutes after Altuve’s home run.

Imagine if the owners of the Premier League’s biggest clubs thought they could get away with instituting an American-style playoff system culminating in an English Premier League Super Bowl Championship Sunday Awesome Game.

De Blasio wasn’t just throwing out a first pitch. He was auditioning for the live action Beavis & Butthead movie. He wants the Beavis role, but he’s just happy to play wherever the director needs him.

You’ll see a yellow line across the back of the outfield in every park. In a normal one, it’ll just be on the top of the outfield wall. Ball goes over that, home run. In some odd-shaped parks like Houston’s, the yellow line just kind of makes its way across the back of the outfield in whatever way they fancy,…

+1 awful joke that I never fail to laugh at because I am an awful person.

Is there any precedent for someone with a bad leg doing that in a crucial playoff game?

The imperial system is stupid. Don’t tell me some guy high jumped seven feet eleven and three-quarter inches. Tell me he jumped 2.43 meters. Jesus fuck, man.

You’re a tremendous slouch, TCourt.

LeBron James has proactively not taken a stand.

Keep in mind that most Catalan separatists are xenophobic assholes and their main reasoning for wanting independence today is Spain’s admittance of immigrants and that they’re tired of their “hard-earned tax dollars” going to support less prosperous parts of the country.

Beat me to it. It’s almost like human knees aren’t built to sustain the kind of pressure such a heavy man puts on them day after day playing basketball.

Cookie Crisp would like a word with you.

I gave up on baseball after the strike. I only came back for the postseason two years ago*. I had no idea Randy Johnson ever pitched for the Astros. The more you know.

This makes me glad the hockey puck is just the same old hockey puck.