lol dignity for non-millionaires? What is this, COMMUNISM?

Fuck any conference, organization, or individual who invites this guy to do anything other than apologize for his entire life’s work and go on trial.

The slashfic writes itself.

All this talk about hard places and back channels isn’t helping the notion that Trump really, really wants to fuck his daughter.

You forgot Sean Doolittle, who is the very best of the Nationals. Doo is the best. He had the guts to state publicly why he wasn’t going. And he and his wife walk the walk and talk the talk in community activism. They hosted Thanksgiving dinner for Syrian refugees and got the community involved, when he was with…

Hey now... Unlike Spanfellers, pigeons have the capacity for intense affection. In fact, it’s part of why they have been so effective as carrier pigeons throughout history. They relentlessly try to get home to their mates, and they mate for life. That, and they have a special ability to sense variations in the earth’s…

You grossly underestimate the effectiveness of mashing food into your face that shouldn’t fit. If you do it right, it’s like the world’s most unwatchable case of capillary action.

Jim Spanfeller is so fragile he can’t stand someone calling him an herb. Also, Jim Spanfeller is an herb.

Some people say that Jim Spanfeller licks his own butt. He does, no question about it. But the point I’d like to make is that Jim Spanfeller licks his own butt so much that it’s really only remarkable when he isn’t licking his own butt, which is never. Jim Spanfeller licks his own butt. Then, now, always.

#teamvulture

“My Mama done told me ‘Bring home something for dinner’”. Only real old people remember that Vulture cartoon.

It isn’t a popular opinion I hold (I hold many such) but I freaking love turkey vultures. I think few birds look as impressive in flight. They’re are HUGE but fly effortlessly, their shape is a model of strength and efficiency. It is shocking when you first encounter one flying close up just how big they are because…

A 30,000 purse? Buy her a new one and put her head in it.

I wonder where she had her bag. If it was on the table, it’s reasonable to expect that it might get some food or drink on it. If an item is damaged by a waiter, it’s not unreasonable to expect them to make it right, but when you have an item that costs as much as a car on the table, it is unreasonable. Part of that is…

No, you need money overseas when all these financial bubbles burst within the next 10 years. This is a Public Service announcement. You’re welcome.

And yet the 1% and corporations get away with hiding money all the time. Why? They have money so the government looks the other way. If I tried to hide $100 in an offshore account, I would be busted and chucked in jail as an example of the system “working”.

I just wanted to add that Sambuca & Black Sambuca Really good! 

You guys should link to all the old Foodspin articles, today. And also bring Drew’s adventures with wagyu back to the top. 

I mean the offer a barely passable regular burrito and people seem to love them. I’m sure they could mediocre their way to a breakfast burrito.

Then perhaps the HR should be trained to do their jobs better? Just a thought there...why isn’t this stuff taught to them? Falling back “they don’t know any better” shows incompetence in the entire department.