Judge is just massive in general but the Schwarzenegger teeth are always a red flag.

For gosh sakes you could fit an entire roll of quarters between every tooth in Aaron Judge’s mouth.

One of the few people allowed to attend the game was FIFA president Gianni Infantino. He said his delegation was “disappointed to see there were no fans in the stands.”

Forget ambitions, North Korea has probably at least a couple dozen nukes already. The only real question is whether they have ones light enough to load on an ICBM or if they are only capable of attacking within East Asia.

It’s also fairly concerning that Taylor Twellman would watch said NK vs. USMNT match voluntarily

That sounds like when I say my six year old nephew’s soccer game. The best way to describe it is puppy bowl outside.

“All I wanted was to have some speed and have fun.”

Worse choice than his kindergarten buddy who chose cocaine, though.

I thought for sure the answer was Charlie Starkweather. Damn.

Are we not going to discuss how Kyle Shanahan and his father kicked the shit out of RGIII, and effectively ended his career in his rookie season?

Looking forward to your rationalization that will not be close to rationale!

Hmm. Your translating software is pretty good, though the language is still rather stilted, and it could do better with helping verbs (are just jumping.)

yes, we do have freedom of speech

You could ban blows to the head, but then boxers would have to learn how to box rather than just go for the knockout blow.

Where we should be today:

It still pisses me off that Tata was in the USA coaching, was publicly seeking his next opportunity, and we passed him over for Gregg Fucking Berhalter.

Lumberjack World Championship

You are not alone. I’m sure this is intentional (drive G/O into the ground asap,) part of Spanfucker’s plan to suck all the money out of the enterprise in the form of large salaries until bankruptcy hits and he and his cocaine-addled jack off buds look for their next victims.

did we all overrate Pulisic

Kind of. Although, I’d actually give up my evening, drive to the stadium and pay for a ticket to watch a monkey fuck a football.