biffwonsley
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Most kids are monsters, that’s why we don’t let them vote or drive or own flamethrowers.

You’d have thought someone insulted a pork tenderloin sandwich.

Why is Keogh getting punished for riding in a drunken car?

Ir-re-gardless

You first.

Eh, Ingle’s a degenerate gambler, so take anything he says with a pound of salt.

The Antifa thugs have just fought, and won the freedom of political expression, without censorship or judgement.

The damage was limited to my head, teeth and ego. And this was back in the ‘70s. The one neighbor who saw me was much more concerned about me than anyone’s car.

The streaking Brewers, despite having by far the lowest run differential in the postseason field at +7, have just as much chance at a run in October as anyone else.

6'4" should not be #1. People that tall start to stray into non-proportional limbs territory, and can begin to look a little odd. Those of us 6'3" are proportional and still tower over most people, allowing us to feel superior, because we are.

Dumb and self-righteous and also just dumb as dog shit.

and again, I feel obligated to point out that I am not making this up—the woman who sang “How Much Is That Doggy in the Window?”

Much as I’d like to see my Cowboys in the Super Bowl, Jason Garrett vs Bill Belichick doesn’t exactly scream close game.

Of course, this is coming from someone who hit a fucking giant road construction side beside the highway because he had his head down to be more aerodynamic into a headwind, so....

TIL people are still naming their kid Attila

On a more serious note I think they do this to try to seem impartial and professional.

I’m sorry dear, but these “hot dogs” you imagine don’t exist and have never existed.

No one’s ever told you how smart you are, have they?