Who is this Astros team of which you speak, and why have I heard nothing of them here?

Easy there, Yogi. You’ve done enough damage. I get confused every time I encounter a fork in the road.

“You. Wet bag. The wet bag. Stop right there!”

How does Wayne Rooney have anything to do with this?

Hey man, if that means Maria Lasitskene jumps in Tokyo, I’m all for it.

Come on, man. That’s the kind of lazy, prejudiced bullshit these people have had to endure for decades, if not longer. The best ones are serious athletes who take great pride in their work and in the tools they employ to demonstrate their fantastic skills.

Thanks for putting the mental picture of Trump with a boner in my head.

That’s 1987 Indiana University NCAA championship last-minute winning shot...making guy, Keith Smart, to you.

Probably got a GoPro or similar camera, starts shooting, puts down food, walks away. Gopher shows up eventually and stuffs his fat little face.

“I can’t see straight.”

+1 +1 +1

Oh, come on. We all know MLS’s most pressing problem is the stupid names. Stadiums would be full, promotion/relegation would already be implemented, and an MLS team would win the Champions League somehow if not for the stupid names. Everyone knows this!

then every single time there is an article about Kobe, there should be some reference to the rape charge.

“WOW, Kobe REALLY wants it!”

Yeah, but he was grown with very few petrochemicals.

Do u think maybe he could shoot Common in the face, for all of us?

Damn, Marcia was pretty hot

What did the man just say?

If he works the equations hard enough, he can transform that gangrene into something positive.