This is the equine equivalent of that guy who Dick Cheney shot in the face. That guy somehow ended up apologizing for being shot.

I don’t know, man. Ronaldo still seems to enjoy scoring goals.

+1 Jari Litmanen

I have no particular love for Norwich, and usually watching Manchester City bores me no end, and I really don’t like their garden gnome coach, but goddamn am I glad I watched this game. Not just for the result but that was just end to end fun.

Must have had camera problems, seeing as how it cuts to the flying bear right after Hulk heaves it. I can see why he’d be angry.

And Chuck Bednarik.

Where have you gone, Jackie Sherrill? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

Im pretty sure being a college football team is what is preventing them from winning the super bowl

Nice to know that this sort of thing is finally frowned upon.

the rest of us need to organize in to Unions for our survival.

Yeah, fuck those lazy 20 hours a week workers. They don’t deserve anything!

If the folks in Vegas want to gut their schools so that Mark Davis can get his $200 bowl cuts there

Remember how the Soviets used to airbrush out certain people and things from their images, when they fell out of favor?

Now, now. Uncle Joe would deem it uncivilized to reverse a decision made in good faith by the previous administration. Now is the time to move forward, not look back. What’s done is done.

+30 pieces of silver

I’d rather listen to that call than watch him take a dump while berating me.

You don’t have to be dim, you have to be 350+ lbs, which Taft managed rather easily. Probably a myth, though. The tub-stucking, not the weight.

I hope I can find your other comments on ACast, where you get access to the easiest content management system, the most advanced analytics, and the largest international comment marketplace in the world. That’s right, the world.

I would, but I’d pronounce it thahn-os, which I presumed, and may still presume, is correct, not having seen whatever movie he appears in.

In 1999 I stood and admired a replica of David at Caesar’s Palace. A few minutes later Evel Knievel walked by. I’m still trying to figure out how those two events are related.