Such Ruffians, you wordsmiths.

they’ve financialized everything to feed their addiction.

I don’t want to respond to goodlooksmcgee, because fuck that guy/gal. But wow,

Do these players even qualify as Some Guys?

While we’re at it, why do the Patriots Super Bowl banners say “World Champions” on them?

Evan Fournier led France in both scoring and assists but he doesn’t get one mention?

Some guys are named Guy, some gals are named Gal.

I’m more concerned about the self serve ice cream facility near which his homer landed. That seems ripe for abuse by unscrupulous customers.

Joel Campbell
Carlos Vela
Claude Debussy Mathieu Debuchy

I am an idiot. Thank you for pointing this out.

Just the tip?

It takes all kinds. Those ignorant of proper grammar and usage, and those perfectly au fait with our mother tongue’s best practices.

Hear hear. But the question needs to be asked — who the fuck in China thought scheduling a World Cup qualifier in Hong Kong after months of protests was a good idea? Someone’s gonna lose his job for this.

When people ask “What did Colin Hanks ever do,” just look wistfully up at the sky and mutter “The Good Guys,” and slowly walk away.

Define “significant.”

His great-grandfather was killed in the West Virginia Coal Wars, and was rumored to be one of Mother Jones’ many lovers.

You didn’t say how the corpses are to be obtained.

To avoid the awful puns, I’m going to sit in a cross-legged position, place my hands on my knees palms up, close my eyes and say “Ohmmmmm.”

You’re either the next stage of human evolution or a hideous mutant.