I am neither plus-size nor a woman.

Gee, I don’t know. It’s almost like people have different reactions to being asked to leave a party. Maybe you don’t get homicidal. That doesn’t mean everybody has to not get homicidal.

I could almost, almost keep an emotional distance from this tragedy, but seeing the photo of the three family members he lost, well, I didn’t plan on crying today.

Jared Harris is always awesome.

Ciarán and I once sat together on a Skytrain at DFW back in 2006. We’ve been friends in my mind ever since. I didn’t tell him about the pic I surreptitiously took with my flip phone. That would be weird.

What did cake ever do to you, man?

You don’t know me but you don’t like me?

I love Simona Halep, and fuck me for looking at Deadspin before watching the match (whoops,) but goddamn if I don’t love some serve and volley.

So by that logic, those blue states that give more to the federal government than they get back can go ahead and take over the red states that take more from the feds than they give.

I think most reasonable people would easily confuse Adam Seltzer

he’s an RSS feed capable of making a phone call

he’s an RSS feed capable of making a phone call

That this league doesn’t license clubs so that they can’t start a season without financial proof that they can make it through the season is beyond belief.

Think of an Eagles fan, and then imagine he had an incredibly fucked up childhood.

My blockers show 98 requests/trackers blocked on this one page. Jesus H Christ on a popsicle stick.

He’s just mad that his colleagues know how to use apostrophes properly.

I can only assume you’re not counting Dave Wottle’s race!

+1 for Right-wing plunder monkeys. Fantastic! 

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