Which is better?

this is pretty damn cool of the NHL

You seem to be implying that no one should do anything if it’s illegal.

Maybe he prefers Toronto?

The point of their existence is not just to amass money and the control that goes with it, it’s to make sure no one else gets any either. There’s a deep and abiding misanthropy shared among the billionaire class. That’s kind of the point of their college freshman idea of libertarianism. They dress up their cruelty in…

You’re correct in that part of the neoliberal project is to get us to believe that whatever problems there are in the world are our faults personally as they impose the idea of market competition onto every facet of life so that we fight amongst ourselves rather than direct our anger at massive corporations which…

That’s conservatives in a nutshell. They only care about principles when those principles benefit them.

That was a good try! Very good! Now try to rearrange the words so they make some kind of sense. I know you can do it!

I hear ya, man. We all want to save the world, so long as it’s not inconvenient.

I think this is one of things that once you see it (as a swastika) you can’t unsee it, regardless of any modifications. I’m afraid this hilarious monstrosity is set for the junkyard.

Holy shit that is funny, in a not-really funny kind of way. That can’t possibly be accidental.

And I’m sure that $226 million can easily cover whatever fines MLB comes up with to punish Verlander.

Sweating in catcher’s gear is about as comfortable as wearing a garbage bag to a water park.

after game Beers (on the coach on the plane) for Jamie Vardy.

The only reason he scored is because the defenders can’t tell what number anyone is wearing on LAFC. They thought he was one of the $36,000/year players until it was too late. League should step in and do something about that.

How many beers does Dante Jr has named after him? One fewer than Billy Carter, I’m willing to bet.

Don’t forget stick-to-it-ive-ness or bouncebackability.

The next video YouTube had lined up for me was “Bartolo Colon Feeding Pigeons.” I didn’t watch it because I know it’s bullshit. Bartolo Colon would never have enough food left over to feed pigeons.

After more than 50 years on the planet, how am I just now hearing about this. I’ve wasted so, so many years not being a NASCAR fan. My life...

I don’t know, man. That seems like a lot of work. There’s got to be a shortcut. That’s why I always pull the trigger on my guns first, just to make sure there’s no ammo in there before I go out shooting.