Thanks for this. I was just about to stop scrolling and post the same thing.

The two most enjoyable games for me in recent years were Kaep’s v Packers 190 yards rushing game, and Johnny Football’s 230 rushing yards Cotton Bowl game, which were about a week apart.

Good thing Brett Favre never played for Kingsbury. We’d still be waiting for the snap.

+1 for “nards”

They need promotion and relegation along with ending the semi-retirement league before being seen as anything but an also-ran league.

Another dumb name.

in a country that simply does not care about soccer

I don’t know how they work with triathlons, but in swimming they don’t always take every athlete who qualifies (by time) for the Olympics. Don’t put it past those buttholes to decide not to take these two women, just to save money or teach them a lesson.

Dude, what happened to you? You’re pretty much the only MAGA chud who’s ever commented on Deadspin who can write complete sentences and spell properly. Congratulations. Now go fuck yourself.

OK, now put down the meth pipe and try again, this time in English.

Ive had three complete ACL reconstructions, labrum repair, a fully shattered hand and a broken jaw. Never got any infections WTF is happening in DC?

I’m not sure that’s in the job description of godfather to Gary’s kids.

The women must have been too naggy.

Not to mention that great goal v Juventus on Fulham’s way to the UEFA Cup final.

Good this comminter in a shirt hard.

That’s no chihuahua.

Swanson’s or GTFO

Carl Yastrzemski

I don’t have a cotton swab problem. Beans, on the other hand, can’t stop loadin’ into my ears. It’s eargasmic.

I get the same feeling about goatse, which suggests maybe I need to go to confession.