in a country that simply does not care about soccer

I don’t know how they work with triathlons, but in swimming they don’t always take every athlete who qualifies (by time) for the Olympics. Don’t put it past those buttholes to decide not to take these two women, just to save money or teach them a lesson.

Dude, what happened to you? You’re pretty much the only MAGA chud who’s ever commented on Deadspin who can write complete sentences and spell properly. Congratulations. Now go fuck yourself.

OK, now put down the meth pipe and try again, this time in English.

Ive had three complete ACL reconstructions, labrum repair, a fully shattered hand and a broken jaw. Never got any infections WTF is happening in DC?

I’m not sure that’s in the job description of godfather to Gary’s kids.

The women must have been too naggy.

Not to mention that great goal v Juventus on Fulham’s way to the UEFA Cup final.

That’s no chihuahua.

Swanson’s or GTFO

Carl Yastrzemski

Maybe with that attitude I would but, like Robert Kennedy, I dream of things that never were and ask why not.

That Browns coach is kind of fat.

Well, you don’t have to look far, and believe me I wouldn’t bother otherwise, to find plenty about a concussion problem in rugby. Not saying one or the other is safer/less unsafe, but they have their issues as well.

I’ll take Greatest for 500, Alex.

Bah, Bill Walton! He’ll always be the bum who lost to Notre Dame.

I don’t follow the game closely enough, but I vaguely remember some reporting on MLB changing rules so as to greatly reduce the number of non-pitchers taking the mound. I probably dreamed it. Damned if I’m going to search for it. That feels like work.

I always said Ted Williams was a schlub. Nice to see Deadspin finally catching up.

Of course, but the fact of their popularity shows that English fans don’t look down on the idea of playoffs in general. They just don’t want it deciding the champion.