Problem is that USAG declared bankruptcy, so by the rules of something or other its decertification process was automatically paused. Which is insanity. Declaring bankruptcy should mean automatic decertification, but instead it essentially it means you get to wait around until (hopefully, from their POV,) eventually…

All I got from this is that you hate bikinis. Shame on you.

And the teen probably had a tan, it being summer, so the attacker understandably thought he was Mexican.

Much like Abe Lincoln assassination jokes -- too soon!

So you’re saying Isner broke someone’s serve?

Counterpoint to goalies being assholes: The best goalkeepers in recent years aren’t screamy sweary assholes. Buffon: not an asshole. Alisson, De Gea, Oblak, Neuer, ter Stegen, Szczęsny (yes, he’s one of the best,) Čech: not assholes.

The real news here (for non-baseball knowers) is that Felix Pie’s surname isn’t pronounced like pie the food.

They don’t have ads on their site.

Nazr Mohammed

Ah, so you’re not Catholic.

That’s what they want you to think. The real reason is that the half man/half goat products of their NextGen baseball breeding program kept eating the playing field. But you won’t find that in any official company literature.

Well, seeing that smug fuck go to prison has to rate pretty highly.

I can put you in touch with a Juventus fan and you two can commisserate!

Klopp altered his approach substantially last season. They did the high press sometimes, but usually opted for controlling games rather than making it 90 minutes of chaos as in 2017-18.

You have a low bar for moral outrage.

So any future scandal will surely be met with “Hey ho, we’re bankrupt.” Then when the heat dissipates, they’ll suddenly be not bankrupt. Easy peasy.

National Governing Body

I’m wholly on board the Chicago Arnold Rothsteins train.

You people these days don’t read anything. Or can’t read. Probably both.

Don’t be so down on your team. You had Dan Fouts and Kellen Winslow Sr. and that Dolphins game which was unbelievably epic. There’s probably more I’m forgetting. Second thought, there probably isn’t, but you had the 80s.