In butterfly and breaststroke both hands have to touch the wall at the same time. In those strokes both arms mirror each other’s movements, so if each hand touches the wall at separate times then one arm’s not doing the same thing as the other. If that happens in the open water (i.e., arms not moving in sync,) you’re…

Oh, I’m not being negative, just pointing out the irony. The once or twice a game that PEA decides to apply some pressure, the opponent goes down with a season-ending knee injury.

We were also raised not to pee on each other in porn. Now everywhere I look, all I see is people peeing on each other. World’s gone to hell.

Gotta play the game, I guess.

That’s patently ridiculous. Do you know anything about the Koran? People are discovering new things about basketball all the time.

This week we’ll have Dane Cook to help us rank which child stars grew up the hottest.

Why would a phrenologist administer a polygraph?

Other than take a polygraph?

No one tell this guy that the eponymous character in Amazon’s detective show Bosch is named Hieronymus.

Jeez, can’t a guy go out for a pack of smokes without being hounded by Gizmodo Media?

he was jostling with Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

Throw some onion on that and you got yourself a deal.

You won’t have Mark Sanchez to kick around anymore

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So when exactly should the keeper be allowed to leave the line? Anywhere you draw the line, so to speak, it’s going to feel arbitrary. Waiting until the taker strikes the ball is the simplest way to have and to enable enforcement of a law regarding the keeper’s movement on penalties.

Ha. You’re both wrong.

They can, and it often happens in loan deals, but in this instance they’d just pay off Bale up front. Just another way to accomplish the same thing.

One thing not getting much attention is that Bale’s current outrageously wonderful contract was signed in spring 2016, when a guy by the name of Zinedine Zidane was coach of the team. Sure, that jackass Pérez is the man signing the checks, but I can’t imagine he offered Bale the contract without ZZ’s approval.

As well he should. There’s no reason in the world why he should save that motherfucker Florentino Pérez a single euro.

(for crissakes has he even learned the language?)