Popeye’s

So when exactly should the keeper be allowed to leave the line? Anywhere you draw the line, so to speak, it’s going to feel arbitrary. Waiting until the taker strikes the ball is the simplest way to have and to enable enforcement of a law regarding the keeper’s movement on penalties.

Ha. You’re both wrong.

They can, and it often happens in loan deals, but in this instance they’d just pay off Bale up front. Just another way to accomplish the same thing.

One thing not getting much attention is that Bale’s current outrageously wonderful contract was signed in spring 2016, when a guy by the name of Zinedine Zidane was coach of the team. Sure, that jackass Pérez is the man signing the checks, but I can’t imagine he offered Bale the contract without ZZ’s approval.

As well he should. There’s no reason in the world why he should save that motherfucker Florentino Pérez a single euro.

(for crissakes has he even learned the language?)

I paid the ticket taker guy $20 to let me walk around the turnstile to see a sold out Madonna show in 1985. Yet I don’t feel the need to make a YouTube video about it. That sweet scam is gonna come in handy one of these days, I just know it.

I imagine that should you acquire some feck, you’ll be quite whelmed by the experience.

Say what you will about the politics of Manny Pacquiao, at least his balls are clean.

And that attitude from people like you is why we’ve never gone back to the moon.

My bad, my bad. I should’ve said adult male chicken. Tottenham Adult Male Chickens.

A hotspur is a chicken. A chicken.

It’s hard to find specific information with my shit google skills, but I believe players can terminate their contracts with two weeks notice after not being paid for a month. Neil Lennon is quoted to this effect back in 2015 when a similar situation occurred.

What if they went the more cultured route and called it

Zlatan saying he is bigger than Jesus is 100% legit though.

Not everyone eats a balanced breakfast.

He was also 16 when he set the record. He’s trying to be the Benjamin Button of golf, maybe. I don’t know. I never saw the movie.

I got assigned to guard the haunted mine

Now I feel bad.