The distance between planets in our solar system is mindblowing enough.

Yeah, basically anything good that happened in the USA post-1918 can be at least partially attributed to fear of commies. All the desperate economic measures FDR took to save capitalism from the capitalists (like social security,) the space program, civil rights legislation.

Doctors lie about what’s healthy for you? Talk about paranoid. I call bullshit.

14 hours? You driving a go-kart, or just trying to avoid killing deer?

Be a man! Turn your back to the mirror, hold another mirror up, and buzz your neck yourself.

This is a treasure trove of “OMG, people ate that?”

This is a terrible take. Jimmy Fallon is a fantastic entertainer and one of our most gifted actors. Can you even imagine Band of Brothers without Fallon? Without him it would’ve been just another hack job full of mediocre actors who never amounted to anything.

Ali walking with his head up is such a simple thing, yet a lovely act of defiance.

+1 for giddy up

Also, he called Asians, “Chinaman” soooo....

Ricketts owns a 5,000-square foot home in an affluent Chicago suburb, which he built in 2010.

Maybe tomorrow he’ll want to settle down.

I was with you until you shit all over Sha Na Na. That was just gratuitous. Shame on you.

PSG are almost perfectly suited to win the Champions league.

You can put lipstick on a pig-thing, but it’s still a pig-thing.

You, sir or madam, are in for a treat. Prepare to be whelmed. They’re pretty good!

There’s really nothing unique about them. They’re just the perfect morning food that I can’t find anywhere in the USA goddammit. They’re cheap, they’re light, they’re sugary goodness. I don’t know how trade works, but my guess is since they’re like $1.50 equivalent per package of six, and don’t stay fresh forever,…

For a job, color commentator or whatever we want to call it, that has seen its fair share of halfwit former athletes not always on speaking terms with their native language, it seems churlish to criticize Danielle Slaton, but I’m going to power on through my already mounting regrets.

Beerensteyn was a bear for the entire tournament.