Also, he called Asians, “Chinaman” soooo....

Ricketts owns a 5,000-square foot home in an affluent Chicago suburb, which he built in 2010.

Maybe tomorrow he’ll want to settle down.

I was with you until you shit all over Sha Na Na. That was just gratuitous. Shame on you.

PSG are almost perfectly suited to win the Champions league.

You, sir or madam, are in for a treat. Prepare to be whelmed. They’re pretty good!

There’s really nothing unique about them. They’re just the perfect morning food that I can’t find anywhere in the USA goddammit. They’re cheap, they’re light, they’re sugary goodness. I don’t know how trade works, but my guess is since they’re like $1.50 equivalent per package of six, and don’t stay fresh forever,…

For a job, color commentator or whatever we want to call it, that has seen its fair share of halfwit former athletes not always on speaking terms with their native language, it seems churlish to criticize Danielle Slaton, but I’m going to power on through my already mounting regrets.

Beerensteyn was a bear for the entire tournament.

I see your delicious stroopwafels and raise you a lifetime supply of frischei waffeln. But then that was Netherlands playing, with Germany watching from home. A home with, no doubt, dozens of packs of waffeln to sate their appetites. So really Germany was the winner here.

This neutral observer asserts that OJ is actually pretty good at stabbing women to death. It’s his not getting caught skills that need work.

I love the guy because he pisses everyone off. The lack of effort can be infuriating, I admit, but when he’s on and getting under people’s skin, like yesterday, it’s wonderful. Maybe I’m just a dick, too, but when talent triumphs over decorum, it’s fun to watch.

John McEnroe has said on many a telecast, when both players are at the net, that the best tactic is to hit it hard directly at your opponent, and that’s there’s nothing wrong with it.

Oh, don’t be a heal.

Don’t burn your flag pants around Rick Monday.

If there were no 800, we’d have been deprived of the greatest track race ever, the 2012 Olympics 800 meter “dash.” David Rudisha of course won in record-setting time, but the entire field was outstanding. Please don’t wish away this wonderful race.

Friend, simply press and hold the dash key on your android keyboard.

Did you ever get them back? Those things that you loved?

That explanation isn’t going to work for the women’s soccer team Houston Dash. Houston has no hyphen, inaccurate or not.

The USA team slows down because the coach is too cautious, retreating into a 5-4-1 with 15 or so minutes to go. It almost cost them v England. Maybe she’ll be dumb enough to try it again if they have a late lead.