So you’re saying your faith in humanity has been restored?

I’d give the defender on Lavelle’s shot (Bright?) an honorary MOTM award for actually staying on her feet after taking that ball on the forehead. That was impressive.

Less Mourinho, more 1990-early 2000s Italy. Dino Zoff, circa Euro 2000, would be proud. Get an early lead and, despite having the best attackers in the business, shut up shop and defend. Didn’t work out for Zoff, or Trappatoni in WC2002 v. South Korea. Yes, the refs screwed Italy in that game, but it should never have…

That your cat has no clue what is happening is on you. You’ve had plenty of time to talk to him about his namesake.

What does you being a straight, mid 30s white dude have to do with anything? 

Yes. No. I don’t know.

Royale with pee?

Locked-in Syndrome is the affliction you’re looking for.

A cake? The day that Trump dies I’m going to quit drinking.

where LeBaby can sit out 20 to “manage his load”

+2 crown

Well, good ol’ Ross was right about the giant sucking sound.

Is this like high school where Kumar can come back and pitch the deciding game, and maybe do so throwing left-handed? Because I want to see that. None of this diaper-wrapped pitch count silliness. Rocker needs to throw back-to-back wins, establish himself as a legend, then suffer a horrific injury and spend his life…

RIP Grandy’s

Nor would Texas. Workers have no rights here.

And how did Nolan Ryan’s career end? Tearing his UCL.

Goddamn, that was beautiful from Marta.

Sucker punch kind of says the same thing as against the run of play.

Help is just a phone call away.

Take the skinheads while you’re at it.