Joaquin: “I can sum us his temper in one word, Imnotafan.

Who beats political prisoners with their free hand? That’s what speakerphone is for.

I think we’re the only ones around here who give a shit about the rules.

An old Irishman shuffles into a bar at sundown with his eyes low and his head down The bartender says “Aye, Billy! Whats the matter, you seem troubled.”

Ugh, can’t post picture, can’t delete post.

Mark Stevens is not allowed to attend any more of the NBA Finals after his inappropriate contact with Raptors guard Kyle Lowry

So two more games?

The fraternity of grownup baseball players.

Rocket City Nazi Pandas, with Wernher von Braun’s face on their caps, would probably win in a contest.

Nobody asked you to post Trump’s masturbation material.

Trump’s mother or Howard’s mother?

Laurence Olivier. If you haven’t, have a listen to his voice-over which opens The World at War.

At risk of adjudicating a play that occurred two years ago, Benatia basically jumped on the back of whatever Real Madrid player he fouled. I don’t see how that could be anything other than a penalty in any just world or universe. My hatred for Benatia does not affect my judgement whatsoever.

I learned a new term today -- crow hop. Thanks!

Yeah, and any society that uses the construction “was sat,” as in “I was sat here watching the game with my hand in my pants,” deserves equal amounts opprobrium and scorn. I mean, unless they’re the same thing. Opprobrium has about 10,000 synonyms, so it probably also means inflammable and literally.

It’s only the Premier League that ended their season early. Italy finished last weekend, as did Spain. Germany finished 2 weeks ago. If Liverpool had played a non-English club, they might have had real trouble.

That’s just not cricket, mate.

The only thing that kept me form enjoying it more was that I literally could not understand what the fuck was happening.

Icardi ain’t going to Juventus. Ronaldo needs someone to do his running, like Benzema, and Icardi is pretty useless everywhere but in the box. There’s only room for one goal-scoring center forward at Juve. So I hope they buy him and it blows up in their faces.

I’ll take your word on that, but I’m afraid “my” club, Kaiserslautern, might make Nürnberg look like a club full of Einsteins and Hawkings by comparison. Then there’s HSV, who would be better off were they run by learning-disabled children.