Your dad is impressively persistent.

You’re probably right, but then I imagine Werder Bremen might welcome him back, so long as Arsenal pay 99.99% of his salary.

Admit it. You’re one of those people for whom a couple means anywhere from two to five thousand.

Don’t you people get it? Everything is normal.

I hope Özil makes Arsenal eat his wages.

Something about Davis celebrating that catch really doesn’t sit right with me, and I can’t be the only one. You just don’t do that in baseball. Everyone knows this.

The outlandish contracts don’t actually hamstring their rosters, though. Most owners are richer than God. They just pretend that their rosters are hamstrung so they don’t have to dole out more change that they found under the cushion in their couches.

The real problem with the game was the stands were too close to the field. If you don’t need binoculars to see the players, what’s the point? Every stadium should have at least two running tracks around the pitch or forfeit the opportunity to host major international matches.

Part of the reason is that refs give fouls when the wind blows in South America. That’s why Neymar is such a flopper. He was used to hearing the whistle any time a defender got near him in Brazil. He has yet to learn that European refs don’t give a shit what they did in Brazil.

The Champions League final will be broadcast on TNT and Univision.

Luis, you put it well in your piece, and it’s what defines DDR for me — taking a penalty in the shootout of the World Cup final. He was not quite 23, still looked like a boy, had been humiliated, and rightfully so, by the red card for elbowing McBride. But he came on as a sub in the final, played well, then…

Thanks for posting about DDR.

what kind of clownishly inept sociopath makes up lies that are this easy to disprove?

a dinosaur egg was found at Coors Field’s construction site

To be fair, when the video got to Reagan talking about drowning the government in a bathtub, they thought he was referring to Mexican children.

Let’s say vomiting a pretzel on an ethnically-ambiguous Asian and call it even.

Tell that to the Wellington Phoenix soccer team, which plays in the Australian A-League.

If only Everest had a self-checkout line, all these deaths could be avoided.

I don’t think you people understand the impact this can have on a person.

Bart Starr wasn’t 85. That’s ridiculous. He’ll always be about 33 or so, handsome, never gets cold, gracious with fans. Eighty-five? Never.