The real takeaway here is that Grant Teaff is still alive. 

He can work. He just shouldn’t work in a field where he’s in charge of dozens of teenage boys. That eliminates high school and college football, but those aren’t the only jobs available to a human being. Just because his career has been in college coaching doesn’t mean he has a divine right to continue in that field.…

What, you’re not interested in videos of guys jerking off while watching the towers fall?

Yeah, but isn’t that where houses slide down hills when it floods a little?

It’s part of Houston’s branding strategy.

Berkowitz doesn’t belong on this list. He didn’t even reach double figures.

Goddammit. Now I’m hungry for McDonald’s.

The fact that you’ve never heard of Gdańsk (does Danzig ring any bells? No?) says more about you and your curiosity about the world around you than it does about Gdańsk.

Yeesh, Azerbaijan really doesn’t pay their trolls very much, do they?

Azerbaijan basically made up the European Games and tried to sell it as some kind of European Olympics, only without track & field and swimming.

To be fair, and fuck me for trying to be fair to UEFA, but they don’t usually give the Europa League final to top tier cities/stadiums. They save those (same few — San Siro, Wembley, Bernabeu, Camp Nou, Berlin, Munich) for the Champions League. By far the biggest stadium to host the past 10 years is Lyon, which is…

Yep. Gdańsk is a really nice city, though really the whole Tricity area (Gdańsk, Gdynia, Sopot) is splendid. I spent three weeks there for Euro 2012. It’s also in a really historic part of Europe. I’d love to have an excuse to go back.

The noted celebrity receiving an honorary doctorate at my college graduation was Orville Redenbacher. He did not demand respect for his accomplishments in his chosen field of tasty popcorn manufacturing. He’d earned it.

Fair enough, if it was limited to one individual committing crimes. But a further accusation is of a “culture of grooming and abuse” in U.S. Figure Skating. If that’s a credible accusation, they’d have no choice but to continue to investigate, and whatever comes out about this guy comes out. 

It’s actually two swimmers per individual event.

Russia has the IOC and various governing bodies in a tight spot, because Russia is happy to host so many championship tournaments for various sports (including age groups, like the U20 weightlifting championship or some shit.) Not many countries want to spend the money to do this. So you punish Russia, then suddenly…

Boxing linked to organized crime, water wet, bear Catholic, Pope shits in woods

I was referring to your “it makes me wonder if words mean specific things anymore.”

His trainer has told me that he’s taken anabolic steroids, Novocaine, Nyquil, Darvon, and some sort of fish paralyzer. Also, I believe he’s had a few cocktails within the last hour or so. All of this is, of course, perfectly legal at the All-Drug Olympics, in fact it’s encouraged.

Nailed it!