reflecting on the comments above yours, closer to 6 minutes.

Garbage deserves more recognition. Version 2.0 is fantastic from start to finish.

Why pay QBs $500K? Spread the wealth around to the other players. It’s secondary league/offseason football. Nobody is watching the XFL because of the QBs who can’t make 3rd string NFL practice squads.

Does anybody really care?

If anyone deserves to profit from that shit’s sex business it should be the victims. If Epstein’s brother - who I believe inherited his fortune - had any morals or ethics he would turn the money over to the government to be dispersed amongst the victims.  And what the fuck has happened to Maxwell - why is she not in…

Nope. Cause money is money, honey. And Elton has to get PAID.

I view these clips as audition tapes for being the next Tony Romo when Bill O’Brien prematurely ends Watson’s career. I wonder how Watson’s golf game is...

“...they fear that one of the groups (“Thanos-like”) will be given pink slips, with the other told it is safe.”

Don’t worry - they’ll try it out for a little while, then they’ll go back to never calling it as usual.

I've typed out like 6 different jokes but I can't bring myself to post any. This shit isn't funny. This fucker shouldn't be playing in the NFL right now making millions of dollars. He should be in jail or therapy or both. Fuck this guy.

“you’ll here from me tomorrow.”

Should’ve kept him away from Joe Namath.

His wife was equally unimpressed with her second-place trophy.

Huh? I didn’t say that money was the problem. That was that other person. At most, I agreed that there is probably a couple ways to solve the problem with money. My problem is that I’m an average looking, average height, single dad with two kids. Few people in their right mind want to deal with that shit.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Vintage Timmy. Greatness without saying a word!

Dwight’s greatest contribution as a Laker might have been this gif:

Chris, you may want to change the picture to the article. It's clearly a picture of Markelle Fultz.

Beck and Hanson have another connection, too

My favorite story about the Razor Ramon character is that Scott Hall pitched it to Vince McMahon by doing a grade-Z Tony Montana impersonation, and Vince loved it and thought it was completely original, having never seen Scarface.