“But the court is bro, and that’s my world!”

Really? Because it looks like the Celtics struggled to beat a bad team. If Ball can shoot 40%, the Lakers probably win.

Good for Jaso. Though were I him, I’d try to stick around one more year to hit that 10-year service time marker... annual pension payouts go up to $100,000 at 10 yrs.

I had totally forgotten about George going to OKC as well. Maybe they’ll be alright?

You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.

Most smothering player ever. But yeah, not everyone can be Pete.

Ewwwwwwwww...

What about me guys?

Respectfully, the Inspector Gadget cartoon (1983-1986) predicted the iPad, as well as the Apple Watch.

Whoaahh. By today’s standards? No, probably not all that scary, and cheezy.

Dude. He had a little too much to drink and went into the wrong condo. Pay a fine and be on his way. I bet you love full prisons

I mean, he is ranked 70, so it seems fine. Ryan Harrison used to get terrible major draws too.

I was pretty disappointed in the crowd tbh. I realize that Federer is the fan favorite but I was hoping that a NY crowd would get behind a young American a little more instead of openly cheering his errors. That being said I really like Tiafoe’s game and he should continue this upward trajectory.

Tiafoe’s serve is solid, as is his backhand. But clearly the best thing about Tiafoe is his high fade. Magnificent.

Not gonna lie, as an HBO subscriber who is traveling this weekend to see the eclipse, I’m extremely conflicted on this one.

OK so there’s a reason I don’t gamble and it’s largely because I don’t understand it (yes, I’m an idiot) but why would an overwhelming majority of bets on the underdog be a bad thing? When Mayweather wins, won’t they all keep that money and make a killing? There’s no way Mayweather’s losing, right, so shouldn’t they…

That’s an excellent point.

RGIII holding on line two for you.

The thing that kind of irked me about this list, and that I get told countless times and I hear countless times as advice given to other fellow poors, is "if you can't afford anything, you should move." While yes that would be fantastic, the cost to move is really expensive. Most places ask for first and last month…