Things that are not funny: Grammar correction

Or he might not be.

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It's a fact: Things in three's are funny. Repetition, even funnier.

Exercise used to be a daily part of my life. I played sports in High School plus two years of JuCo football. When I was done with that I slimmed down so I would look good naked. Everyday for god knows how long I’d do 2 miles on the treadmill and an hour with weights. I watched what I ate and kept up with whatever…

You lost all credibility the moment you wrote “The best record here is Puff Daddy’s No Way Out”

AKA the turtle.

How do they have a dick measuring contest when
both dicks are of the micropenis variety?

Scary to think we almost elected someone who sent work emails from her personal account. The horror.

I've always said that Glen Campbell's version of Gentle on my Mind is the finest 3 minutes of recorded music ever.

On the Kinja plus side, I'll be able to post dozens and dozens of pictures of Mr. Kitty being adorable.

Yes, but when do I start getting paid?

Nobody likes a know-it-all.

I'm not sure she picked up on my snark.

Serious question, will I have to retype all 3,770 of my comments?

Can we make a pact to not attached gifs to everything? I fucking hate gifs.

It'll be like The Oklahoma Land Rush of 1889. We'll have to put a stake in what is ours.

So, like my life in general.

The only thing I hate more than Millennials are the assholes that raised ‘em!

This guy looks like a slightly less confused Karl Pilkington.