I live in a relatively small town of 25,000 and just so happens that my work and my apartment are close enough to the local movie theater that I can check in on the app at any time. Usually what I will do is check in early in the morning from work and then use the Movie Pass credit card to buy my…

Nothing was really off limits for me as a kid, but seven-year-old me sure was pissed that nobody would take him to see Zorro, The Gay Blade. I loved all things Zorro at the time.

Superman: The Movie (worst subtitle ever) is a lesson in just how little faith there was in the source material at the time. They were scared to do a straight adaptation of any familiar Superman storylines. I also think that the Christopher Reeve version of Clark Kent has not aged well. It’s odd…

Left me in tears as always... but how long does Kevin have to wear that cast on his leg? High School football wraps up in October... November if you make the playoffs. Superbowl 32 was at the end of January.

So many words in this article but none of them actually tell me when this is coming out on blu.

Random observation: Kylo Ren’s main theme sounds a lot like Bernard Herrmann’s Cape Fear score.

Yeah, but he was super skeevy to Kim Bauer.

This guy got all his cash smuggling dinosaur embryos off an island.

And why couldn’t she make the line-up story work? When she was at Chilton she got all that praise because she wrote a great piece on a parking lot.

Never once making a fat joke? You’re forgetting the ballerina who she compares to a “hippo” and commented on the “roll of fat around her bra strap.”

Pro tip: If you go to Little Caesars after 8 pm and order a deep-dish pizza they make it fresh as opposed to the ones that have been sitting in the warmer all day. For my money, it doesn’t get much yummier than that.

Going to rewatch these episodes just so I know WTF a shrug is.

“Like I’m Sponge Boy Big Pants or something?” is my favorite Michel line that I still use on a regular basis.

That’s what’s super shitty… there’s as many non-celebrity men doing stupid shit like this every day. They all need their dick nailed to a 2 x 4

280!!? I got cut down to 70. I call shenanigans!!

Two words - Casey’s Pizza

Yeah, I don’t know who would actually have the time to go see a movie every day or if there would even be enough movies playing that you could see a movie every day for a month. 

Uh… no. I called you an asshole because rather than delving into an actual dialog you went right to telling me to shut the fuck up.

STFU? Really? I know it’s only Wednesday, but I’m going to go ahead and crown you asshole of the week.