He gets all the green chicks.

It's a shame they can't or wont do a self contained Hulk story in the vain (vain or vein?) of Logan. They could mine some of the loneliness that comes with being the Hulk. Of course, now that they've pushed him into a silly direction there may be no going back.

"Say what now?"
- Gamora

Bring May Day back in the next Bond.

Did Stallone write Creed? Notice at the bottom of the page one of the Characters is Tommy Holiday… Another cringe inducing character name in the Rocky franchise.

Batman?

Years ago, I was at a house party drunk out of my mind and I stole a copy of Jewel’s poetry book. I have no excuse for my actions other than Maker's Mark Kentucky Straight Bourbon.

I can’t hang sittin’ that close. Too much looking around.

I saw it in IMAX last night and It was rather immersive. Really added to the dread I felt during the entire runtime.

True. Theaters are not in the movie business, they are in the candy, pop and popcorn business. The theater itself only gets to keep about 20% off the price of a ticket. However, popcorn is one of the biggest scams in retail history. Counting corn, butter and bucket, a large popcorn will cost the theater 90 cents. …

What is Letterboxd? Is that something I should know about?

I like to think he single handedly killed all the Nazis and rode a bottlenose dolphin back to England.

Oh man, you win. I would have lost my shit had that been my weekend theater experience. Humans are the worst.

I guess we all can't be U Thant.

I know this will elicit some boos, but I would add Doctor Strange to that list.

For having an opinion other than yours?

This looks super fun. Thor: Rangarok may be what gets me back on the Marvel bandwagon.

That's what I just said!? What the fuck?

The Headline - Ben Affleck goes rumor-smashing, calls Batman “the greatest fucking part in the world”

Yet still not loud enough to drown out the asshole sitting behind me that wanted to talk through the entire movie and when he wasn't talking he was wrestling with a bag of candy. Cellophane is my enemy.