The last time that happened a blind guy tried to inseminate me with a turkey baster. Good times.

I have to work today, but it's double time so I'm not cryin' too hard.

Every dip in milk ended in disappointment.

Was that wrong?

I recently bought some Oreos for the first time in years and was disappointed because the cookie part wouldn't stay stuck to the cream part. Is this a recent development or am I misremembering Oreos?

Yes, but that’s the exception to the rule.

I’m not arguing, but what Neil is saying is that it’s not different mastering. They’re taking the same sound from a CD and printing that to vinyl.

"Get The Hell Off My Lawn and Slow Down! Kids Live In This Neighborhood Goddamnit!!"

His exact quote –

Done!

*gulp* I'm not sure.

Well, shit.

In store?

I love Neil Young. He’s such an old grump. He recently went off on a jag about new records (old and new bands) sounding like shit because they’re taking a digital source and printing it to vinyl. He said you may as well just buy the CD.
In other news: I dreamt that Walmart started selling vinyl in their stores.…

Both are wrong. TP is to sit on top of the toilet tank. Who has time to change a roll of TP every couple days? Ain't nobody got time for that!

17 hours later wrong.

Flaming globes, Sigmund. Like flaming globes..

Mostly wrong.

Still wrong.

Wrong.