That was my first live action Spidey. I still find myself singing the “nobody knows who you are” theme song.

Every time I see a trailer for Atomic Blonde I think to myself, didn’t Charlize Theron star in this exact same movie ten years ago?

I’m understaffed at work so I’ve been working weekends to fill in where needed. In other words, not much pop culture happening for me this weekend. Someone here last week was talking about Spielberg’s War of the Worlds, so I decided to watch that on Friday. My opinion of it is about the same as it was 12 years ago.…

Upvote for BvS. Downvote for using the word twee in a sentence.

I have a similar catchphrase. It’s alright, alright, alright… alright. ®

Seriously, has Matthew McConaughey found us another planet to live on yet? Preferably one not populated by imbeciles. Murphburg or Murphville, whatever the hell he wants to call it.

The phrase "Starkian features of his super suit, including the AI tech support" is one of the reasons I've been dreading this. Please, please, please prove me wrong. I want to like this movie so bad.

To those that voted for this ass bag, and I’m talking about the anyone but Hillary people, is this really what you wanted for this country? How do you sleep at night?

Or they might not be.

I've been pulling for Paul Dano as the Riddler for years. Nobody does smart, loony weirdos better than him.

It's funny you say that. People kept calling Affleck fatman…Really? If Ben Affleck is fat then I'm the guy they have to bury in a piano crate.

Remember when he wore a tan suit a people lost their fucking minds?

Yeah, I'm not much higher than 85 a month. First time in a long time that I've been able to afford health insurance.

Soylent Green Is People!!!

Oh, I'll squeal. I'll drop dime toot sweet you can bet on that.

Dear sweet lord baby Jesus,

Funny? Not necessarily. Hypocritical in a borderline evil way given what the GOP stands for? You betcha!

There's never been a nail he hasn't hit right on the head.

I like how Lucas just took things from real life and made them have arms and legs. Now that I think about it, he might get too much credit for being creative. "Uh, yeah, he’s a greedy bounty hunter… his names, uh, Greedo."

He looks like the "I don't like you, either." guy from Star Wars.