Loved when Letterman would have to plug a guest’s movie that was opening in select cities. He’s always say “just hope to god that your city has been selected.”

Picked up the Autopsy of Jane Doe the other day on a whim and thought it was great. Now I'm pushing it on all of my friends.

*Sad Charlie Brown music*

What is considered a micropenis? ASKING FOR A FRIEND!!!

Where can I get me one of those fancy Han Solo fold over shirts?

I recently saw Sean Hannity on one of those syndicated trash mag news shows and he was showing off his MMA skills and now I really want to fight Sean Hannity.

Ah, Tuesday.

As she closes the lid on your casket she'll whisper "I don't know."

Where's Kevin Kubusheskie? I can't see Kevin Kubusheskie!

I put this list on my top ten list of overrated / underrated lists.

We?

Callback!

That’s pretty much my reaction to all of these made for TV superhero soap operas.

The guy in the middle…

"Cows!"

Is Dane Cook still a thing? I thought we mocked him to comedic footnote status.

If you look at Kathleen Kennedy’s Filmography I’m sure you’ll find more than a few of your favorite movies on there. That’s no coincidence. I think she’s earned the benefit of the doubt.

What, no Bill Walsh College football? I'm gong to pretend I ever had a shot at getting my hands on one of these and act like I'm angry. Exclamation points!!!

My biggest beef with War of the Worlds is Dakota Fanning. It bugs me when kids in movies have adult dialogue. It’s like the screenwriters have never spent any time around children.
Side note: WTF happened to Dakota Fanning? She’s all like, yeah, Elle’s great and all but what about me? I’m pale and have big eyes too.

Well, unless you like talking cars or robots that change into talking cars, there wasn’t jack shit playing at my local movie theater. I recently bought all 5 seasons of Taxi so I’ve been powering through that. I’m almost done with season 2. Saturday, I watched House for the first time since 1986 and I must say I…