The look De Niro gives Sam L after he shoots him is priceless.

Would you prefer lard butt?

Trick question: It's Dr Pepper!

To be fair, none of the bands mentioned here are 90’s bands. Both Nickelback and Slipknot released their first albums in 1999. All of their radio play/success came in the 2000’s.

So called President fat ass keeps calling the Russia investigation a "phony witch hunt" once again proving he has no grasp of the English language. If the "witch hunt" is phony then it's not really a witch hunt. Stupid adjectives getting in the way of making Trump look intelligent.

Meep, Meep!

Do non nerdy types even know the difference? Fox, Sony, Disney, they all have the Marvel logo and they all get the gratuitous Stan Lee cameo.

Tell that to everyone that didn't go see Rough Night.

I used to love standing shoulder press. Always my favorite.

I'm gonna get one in two years so I'll be the "bringing the fidget spinner back" guy.

But it was a dry heat.

The Flash?

Counter counterpoint: GET OFF MY YARD!

Why is Melissa Etheridge mad again?

It should be:

#FakeFoos

But how will you ever hear Everlong?

Dear Foos, we can't miss you if you never go away.

Or he might not.

Nightcrawler was the best film of 2014 so anything Dan Gilroy cooks up is okay by me.