I agree with you! Except:

Solidarity among employees worked. What a concept.

“Hey, I have a lot of black friends. Exactly four.”

ESPiNeless

in theory, infinitely

James Woods doesn’t think a 24 year old dating a 17 year old is bad. He thinks a 24 year old guy dating a 17 year old guy is bad.

The only way this could not be completely awful is if it were an exact recreation of the original story but gender swapped, because that would tell us some interesting things about how we perceive violence and gender. Anything else is going to be a stereotyped mess.

So we want this to get thrown out right? Because i’m not really sure who to root for.

I don’t know why I love this so much, but I do. I love this so much.

this guy is now my favorite baseball player ever.

I regularly grapple with the evil, white hot joy I take in how thin and lifeless her hair is. I fucking love how shitty her hair is. She’s going fucking bald. I love it. I hate myself for loving it, but I cannot help it.

It’s classic Good Cop, Bad Cop. One person is vicious and amoral while the other talks sweetly and plays nice so you’ll bond with them and actually believe there’s hope.

Baldness. I wish baldness on every single member of that family.

All of that, but I just call her an asshole because gendered insults are dumb.

Omigod, brilliant. She really has mastered the art of using the most words to say nothing at all.

Exactly, all well said.

When I get frustrated with Mr. Slackss and he with me, I’m going to pull out an old timey paper file I keep of posts like these. To see the reality of the current cutthroat instant computerized (rejection) dating world right now will scare us straight into trying harder. I don’t want to go out there.

Yeah, no. Hard pass. You wanna make a biopic about Whitney or Bobby, go ahead, have fun, but doing one on Bobbi Kristina just seems gross on pretty much every level.

Seriously. Total car-wreck porn, about an actual person.