Once sanity reigns again and this whole thing is over, I never, ever, ever, ever want to hear the terms “snowflake” or “fake news” again. Ever.

The rise of the term snowflake is one of the absolute dumbest parts of this whole mess.

Damn, the double, and then the triple double down.

Only move to potentially salvage Marchesa. Makes sense.

Yeah, it’s “mom.”

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

The Quicker Fucker Upper

one of the most objectively stunning women on Earth

Get out of here with that adult thinking!

Democrats, rather than enjoying watching Republicans crash and burn their dangerous healthcare repeal bills, are apparently validating whiny Republicans by drafting a compromise bill behind-the-scenes.

Sports Illustrated should honestly issue an immediate apology to all of the athletes on that cover, and to Kaepernick. What a clusterfuck.

The law is that you can get an abortion in the first two trimesters (third only for extreme health cases). No explanation to the government is or should be required.

“I don’t know of anyone who would have the patience to stick with my slow pace.”

Had this convo on twitter earlier.

I have always been very meh dgaf about Dunham, but for some reason, her saying people were triggered makes me hate her.

Lena Dunham said (via Twitter) that some of her friends were “triggered” by Kylie’s pregnancy? Why? What does that even mean? Why would one person care so much about the uterine occupancy status of a person they don’t even know?

Ah yes, the teenage seductress who made it impossible for poor Weiner to do anything other than ask her to strip for him. Poor little guy....

Um, you do know that baseball is what you’re supposed to think of when you DON’T want to get too aroused, right?