I don’t know but I’d like it if we could make her do it somewhere else.

I mean, 28 isn’t *that* young.

Put out a mediocre song, apparently.

We are not required to like her. Why bring up beyonce, can we not defend women without bringing up other women.

#naziwelfarequeen

“forces that do not support the MAGA promise,”

It give Huckleberry two additional days to work on her “perplexed cow” face.

BTW, Splinter is quicker then Jezzie on getting this stuff to air.

“Who doesn’t like dogs? I’m sorry that you feel offended.”

Doesn’t mean citizens are without remedy

Thank god we elected a man who said wasn’t going to engage in typical political cronyism as President.

Even more ridiculous, he pardoned him before Arpaio has even been sentenced. This is Kelly rewarding an over-eager Trump for making it through the week without creating fresh controversy.

Hillary would have pardoned him. Because they’re exactly the same, don’t you know? Three cheers for the world we live in now!

I’ll be damned: Turns out Trump is in favor of amnesty after all.

Arpaio is white and his crime was against brown people. That’s justice in Trump’s eyes.

What better way to be a law and order politician than to pardon a man for willfully ignoring the rule of law!

The scale at the vet is legit one of the most feared surfaces for my dogs. Cold metal surface + disinfectant smell + having to stand still = FUCK NO.

More like “Dick ‘n Ball State” amirite?!?!?

Remember the old days when you had to spend the night in a physical line in front of the local record store that served as your area Ticketmaster outlet to get tickets for a concert?

First photo looks like she just realized she agreed to sleep with Donald Trump to save America.