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What depreciates more quickly, a car when you drive it off the lot or a 30-year-old slugger coming off a career year with a huge contract?

Oh man. I bet he has the biggest penis.

Coaches have learned their lesson about leaving Damian Lillard off the All-Star team. They got up this morning and marked next year’s ballot in advance.

This is the only way Kesha will win. Not in court, but only if there's a groundswell of support for her within the industry. Sony will only cave if/when they become publicly hated.

Do you think he just assembles his tweets out of Google Alerts and a Boggle board?

@Spencer (my g-d you’re a fucking) Pratt