Perfectly said.

This warms the five hole of my heart.

Jesus christ. Why dont you just include #NotAllMen in your comment. Stupid stupid stupid.

Just read that linked article about the guy sentenced to death for the yacht murders. Truly horrific. I'm shocked.

Donald Trump clearly understands the wants and needs of modern women.

“... or a museum dedicated to whatever that country hates.”

When even Doocy is giving you the look, you've crossed normal Fox News racism boundaries.

Um... How is this going to “make your butt fall off”? There’s literally no info referencing the lead paragraph’s claims anywhere else in the article.

Came here to say this. “Second chance” requires that a first have been lost.

My guess: they started Google searching “Lamar” and then LA came up with NBA and they were too lazy to make sure it was right.

This perfectly aligns with my image of Jezebel. Parading as feminist while celebrating child molesters or allowing Deadspin to scoop them, hard, on feminist issues. Not surprised in the least.

A woman in Portland, Ore. was just recently denied a cut in a “men’s” salon on the premise that they only cut men’s hair.

This is my home town! FUCK the biker rally.

This is brilliant. All charges should be dropped and these two awarded medals. Kids are the worst.

This is on Deadspin, and yet Jezebel had a piece Saturday fawning over a child molester. What the fuck is happening here. I'm thinking its time to jettison Jezebel from my life.

Plane falls out of air into water. Plane sinks. Flapper sinks with plane. Rough water conditions dislodge flapper after months. Flapper comes ashore, likely propelled by same rough water. Humans find, are confused. Am I oversimplifying here? How is this not the answer?

He’s a child molester. What the fuck, Jezebel.

Why is what she did called rape yet Jezebel titles Cosby articles with “sexual assault”? She statutory raped a child, which is not excusable, but forcible rape by Cosby isn't even called rape by this site, or any other news sources. Makes no sense. Let's have some journalistic consistency please.

Anyone near Times Square? Please take the definition of irony to this woman.

... you say this as through you weren’t invading their habitat. Cry me a river about your dolly and potato chips. Man, big jerk bears don’t understand human attachment to material goods, and also eat food they find? POLICE, COME HELP THIS POOR PUT-UPON FAMILY!