If nothing else, this should lead to an activist push for changing that.

now that it’s become clear that the battle for equal rights has been won by those opposing them, Republicans haven’t given up the fight.

“Are you old enough to pee?” might be my favorite “insult” of all time. I'm going to use this all the time now.

Jesus Christ, no one fucking understands what the first amendment means, apparently. It means that the government cannot arrest you for being a dick. That’s it. Not that there won’t/can’t be fallout from you being a shit human being.

nor is the relevant information important to public health or safety

Am I the only one seeing the Klan hood on their mascot? Anybody?

“I don’t usually like thick girls, but id make an exception.”

Was really hoping to find a treasure trove under the Shirtless Athletes tag. I am disappoint.

You sir hath burnt me. 'Twas a good burn, admittedly. Excuse me while I head to the burn unit. Maybe they'll also be able to do something about my bleeding teal.

Fucking Dr. Phil and his constant need to cast aspersions on those needing help. I visited my mother in rehab, and was not called her "posse." Many facilities allow visitation, this isn't unique.

Just sent this story to everyone I love.

I forgot "bitchin'" until just now. Thank you.

The most important part of this story is the photo. Thank you for my Daily Dose of Damon.

Oh my god, even her necklace is a football.

There is hope.

You act as though I'm asking Deadspin to cover regular season hockey games. I know that's a lost cause. Just like expecting you to stop being a dick. But feel free to keep being an antagonist when I raised a perfectly valid point. The skills competition was yesterday and I would've hoped they'd cover it in a more live…

cool. This totally explains why there's an article about the "best vacuum" on a sports website, versus hockey. Man, you showed me!"

oh I forgot, we definitely need 3 articles about soccer and none about hockey. On a sports website. When the soccer games are regular games and the hockey thing is a special annual event. How dare I think that would warrant some passing mention from a sports website. Clearly I'm an idiot.

It really sucks that you guys cover every sport so thoroughly with the exception of hockey. Not a single mention of the NHL All Stars Skills Competition last night. I'm super saddened by this.

Was her death a result of complications of the procedure?