You actually get to know enough about the girl they are trying to find to not care about her.

My indie rock band can't live in your good intentions, Marge.

"Get outta the candy van Willie, your dog's cooking!"

It's a running joke that she can't remember names, not that foreign names are so weird.

What was with the not one but two "foreign names are weird!" jokes?

According to a video I recently watched on Vimeo, Spielberg has a thing for hands soooooooo

No Neruda?

Maybe the trailer as a whole is supposed to be satirical?

He sounds exactly like Trump.

How is this different than what TMZ does?

One can hope.

And her domestic partnership?

No mention of Kim going along with Jimmy's scam right after telling him that he needs to keep his scams away from her? She's crawled down into the mud with him.

Nineteen minutes? Pass.

This doesn't make up for the fact that Revolori should be playing Peter.

Someone somewhere floated the idea of Miles Teller playing a young Clinton in Rodham and that would've been perfect.

There's also the "years past" part.

"Welcome to big budget filmmaking, Ms. Larson. Here's your padded bra."

Someone has to let the baby T-rex out of its trap and doom the rest of the group.

Should I know who Jean-François Richet is?