Saturday night? This is a Saturday afternoon movie at best.

So what kill lines did they forget?

You mean the United States? He's leaving the biggest mess for last.

Benicio's character could be like a Latin American version of Bond, going around the continent, solving problems. He could go stage a coup on Maduro in the second part, break up MS13 in part three, and so on and so forth.

Hu Jintao.

Why would he keep the screenplay in a can?

Really? He didn't ask you if you could write two articles a day every day till you graduated?

It's not that Linklater doesn't make movies that aren't good, it's that he doesn't make them anymore. He's hit that sweet spot.

Wrong Matty.

So Lively wanted her own Buried?

He's a serious artist, man. Would Matty put himself through this?

♪ You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that? ♪

Chemical warfare in Ecuador? Come on, man.

Are you comparing the woman who prosecuted OJ to the woman who cut her husband's dick off?

Nineties scandals are so hot right now. What's next, Amy Fisher or the Bobbits?

This headline unfairly got the hopes up for high school juniors everywhere.

Machete is actually amazing. It's an exploitation movie, or fauxploitation in Rodriguez's typical style, but it's one that addresses a major political/societal issue by the demographic affected. And considering how underrepresented Latinos are in American pop culture (outside of novela spoofs), that's not nothing.

When he had Major Dad as a worthy foe. Otherwise, the show's about Beltwayers punching down and winning.

Germany is basically a bilingual country so anyone who speaks excellent German is very likely to at least speak very good English.

This movie succeeded independently of the Gibson movies.