Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

In related news, Weiner has upgraded to AT&T’s unlimited data plan.

The burden of proof falls on Kanye to prove that there was consent. To be asked to prove that something DIDN’T happen is ridiculous, especially in this context. That is the argument made in rape cases all of the time lmao. “How do we know she didn’t say it was okay to do it?”

Found footage of the incident:

You’re paying him so somebody else doesn’t, and he can’t hurt your star players. It’s kind of like paying the mob insurance money.

“I’m hit!”

Saw DAPOT open for Neurosis in 1998.

Another take: Rickon is a fucking idiot, who threw away the chance for Ned Stark’s only legitimate, non-magic son to rule because he didn’t know how to run serpentine.

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

I was. And I am now wearing your facts and my shame on my face like the end of a bukkake video.

Pictured: a baseball mountain.

*sigh* that’s our Buzz (Rangers TV play-by-play guy Steve Busby)

It saddens me that my call of “we’re going back to the pile” isn’t recognized by most

German invades Rhiannon’s Land..... feel like I have heard this before.

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

Been there, done that. — William the Bastard, Duke of Normandy.

France just surendered to the Vikings.