It’s all fun and Blue Angels until someone gets impaled by a cheap-ass beach umbrella.

Night vision = toxic green

I hate when people (who hog the left lane, no doubt) make you feel like a criminal for complaining about left lane loiterers.

“rallyx-built” = gutted with old winter tires.

I’m actually shocked. I was also the Asst. Manager at a movie theater when I was about 20 and I swear to The Passion of the Christ I had THE. EXACT. SAME. EXPERIENCE.

Dying!

Misery Bay SCCA! Really fun place to autocross. LOUD.

An SVT Focus that is for sale...

Here’s a meme! Or is this a joke that dates back to your grandfather’s time?

Aw that’s so cute you got offended! Hope you have a nice time at the beach. Remember to shower afterward to get the sand out of your vagina.

Not to be pedantic, but it goes a little deeper than being a meme. It’s called the Russian Reversal. Google Yakov Smirnoff.

Both those guys are complete assholes and should go to jail.

Gixxer Kart

Having personally rolled one of these...Yeah fuck that.

Haha it was in the shitter...

Nope. Not gonna do it. Too many unknowns with this one. Like what the fuck is under all that black wrap?!

I'm guessing there are legal exemptions. Like driving it less than xx,xxx miles a year...

I just keep thinking...if only he would have just jumped straight up and over that car. Could you imagine?! Most epic video ever!

I love the people who use “The Passenger Brake” every time they see brake lights ahead. C’mon dude.

This has kind of been touched on, more so regarding parts, but buy the right tools. I don't necessarily mean the best tools, but the right tools. A personal example is a valve spring compressor. I pissed around with YouTube redneck do-it-yourselfer methods for a while then I bought one for like $10 and had the job…