LOL @ "PLASTI-DIP MY SHAME!!!"

The Wraith started my long (and still ongoing) infatuation with Sherilyn Fenn.

Honda is straight fuckin' up.

Looks like he needs a little front wing too...

NEVER.

This must be Christian Bale's pissed off, balding brother...

"Just aim for that big building straight ahead. Whatever you do, DO NOT aim for that big building on the right..."

I like how you can tell he was on his way to another water source when he saw the pool and just pulled a u-ey.

I find myself relieved I don't like this.

I was like, "Haha! Holy Shit my wife wrote this article!" Then I looked at the article and saw that it was actually written by women. Now I feel bad.

Haha! WOW! Watch the turbo manifold starting at 6:35! GIF please?

Of course I had all sorts of toy cars and trucks and stuff, but the "toy" that really turned me into a gearhead was a dirtbike. In 1991 when I was 11 I wanted a dirtbike so stinking bad but, for many reasons, I hadn't got one. A friend of the family (whose family was very into dirtbikes and ATV's) decided that I was…

Dr. Dre's 1992 masterpiece "The Chronic" changed my life. Hence the six-fo'.

Ahem...

Gram Lights maybe?

Dis mine...

NOT THE BUGEYE!!!

I was just showing a coworker some old pictures I took from the late '90s/early 2000's when people were grafting parts of more "exotic" cars onto Civics and Eclipses and other ugly/stupid shit. Here, I scanned a few...

I present to you...The Snailmont!