I always heard Blinded By the Light as, “Revved up like a douche another boner in the light”

Should I give up or should I just keep Jason Statham? Even if it leads nowhere?

To quote GhostOfCourtneyStoddensBoobs...

I went through a similar journey, Natasha. I always felt conflicted eating meat, given my love of animals. So I tried a few times to become a vegetarian but did it badly, resulting in failure. Then I made arbitrary rules like “I can’t eat it if it still looks like an animal” (think cornish game hens) or “I don’t eat…

Tituss Burgess as the Lion?

Nooooooooo. Delete everything immediately. Texts, call history, voicemails, contact info, emails, online profile. That's the only way to go. Otherwise, one drinks a bottle of wine and texts to "see how you're doing?" Don't do that. Delete everything.

I call shenanigans on this. Seriously, if this worked all of us Chicagoans would look like supermodels. All of them could save their money and just spend a winter in Chitown instead.

My sister tried it for RA. She said she did feel better but the results weren’t long lasting. I think she’d try again. Once she gets the sound of my laughter from ringing in her ears.

Laugh all you want, but Walt Disney has never looked more svelte.

I was also a tween when I read that tampon thing and IT IS FOREVER burned in my brain.

Little ditty, about Chuck and Diane. Two aristocratic kids living in Bad Teeth Land.

If you equate valor and medals with military duty, then the Brits actually do serve in the military. Charles and his brother Andrew served for several years, and William and Harry have both served for several years as well. In fact, Andrew and Harry both served in active war zones (Falklands and Afghanistan,…

Revlon Fire and Ice! Mom loved it. She recently (she’s almost 90) complained that Revlon lipsticks now don’t have enough product in the tube, so she’s boycotting.

Except that this guy was an experienced big game hunter who had a history of poaching (he was fined and placed on probation a few years ago for illegally shooting a bear well outside of the designated hunting area). He gets no benefit of the doubt here in my mind.

There’s still something to be said for an ice cold Coca-Cola when I’m feeling hungover, but other than that, I agree. I find regular Pepsi to be unpalatable.

one equal is the perfect amount of sweet for my ice caffee

I really detest Camille Paglia and detest that she is still given such a platform. Interviewing me for Salon would have been more productive. Considering that I’m not a Yale educated scholar who has devoted decades of my life to talking about women’s relationships to society, that’s pretty fucking sad.

Also remember…

I’m a hunter, and I know I always feel the proudest when I use bait to lure an animal that I have no intention of eating and that has become acclimated to being in the presence of people (which removes any sport in it) nominally outside a protected area for the sole purpose of counteracting the shame of my shockingly…

Meanwhile, this dipshit Midwestern Lion found safety.