“These new windows from Anderson are the real deal. If the Capitol had these installed we never would’ve gotten in. So can I put you down for 8 of these puppies?”

I don’t wish it upon you, but if you ever have the misfortune of experiencing an auto accident with serious physical injury, you’ll witness first-hand how inadequate our insurance system is in addressing long-term consequences from auto accidents. So, with that in mind, it doesn’t seem worth the societal cost to let…

Additional qualifications would be entirely reasonable. It won’t happen because Freedom™, but it would be sensible.

I am shocked—SHOCKED—to learn that there’s a substantial overlap between bitcoin fanatics and people who refuse to be vaccinated 

Came here for the dunking on Kid Rock, stayed for the adorable gay meet-cute.

When one of my good friends from high school finally came out to us it was an emotional thing for him and us all. After the tears and hugs and such my other friend said bluntly to break the ice “We always sorta kind of suspected but based on your terrible fashion sense we figured you were just really bad with girls”.…

I’m both shocked and disappointed by the apparently large overlap between AV Club Commentariat and Joe Rogan defenders.

Well, the cast is good, and now they realize who the most important character in the original series is: the damn music.

This.  Until I see him in a prison outfit with a mug shot with his number on it I am not holding my breath.  

Yeah, his dad is super rich, and he's got support on the right wing. He'll be fine, and he'll probably not even lose his seat in Congress, so WE will keep paying him to act like this until he dies (because he'll serve long enough to get the pension).

Well, say what you will about Kinja, but it will never stop innovating new and interesting ways to fuck up your comment.

I had entirely forgotten this existed. It was fucking ATROCIOUS. 

It is a brutal early 2000s kind of cheap animation. 

Probably because the last time they tried it the show was absolutely terrible.

“Anyway, meet Anthony Antonio—the accused Capitol rioter with two first names...” Tangentially, but importantly, this dude has approximately one first name, twice.

Q. What do you call a giant ship immovably stuck on a solar-scale orbital ring?

It’s been awhile since I’ve had to put the black cloak back on but here we are again.

“They’re landing on Michael Stipe’s head!”

Normal view!

instead of giving out more pork money to the internet companies, start fining them for not providing the internet they were supposed to, until they finish