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I don’t wish it upon you, but if you ever have the misfortune of experiencing an auto accident with serious physical injury, you’ll witness first-hand how inadequate our insurance system is in addressing long-term consequences from auto accidents. So, with that in mind, it doesn’t seem worth the societal cost to let

Additional qualifications would be entirely reasonable. It won’t happen because Freedom™, but it would be sensible.

Came here for the dunking on Kid Rock, stayed for the adorable gay meet-cute.

When one of my good friends from high school finally came out to us it was an emotional thing for him and us all. After the tears and hugs and such my other friend said bluntly to break the ice “We always sorta kind of suspected but based on your terrible fashion sense we figured you were just really bad with girls”.

I’m both shocked and disappointed by the apparently large overlap between AV Club Commentariat and Joe Rogan defenders.

This.  Until I see him in a prison outfit with a mug shot with his number on it I am not holding my breath.  

Yeah, his dad is super rich, and he's got support on the right wing. He'll be fine, and he'll probably not even lose his seat in Congress, so WE will keep paying him to act like this until he dies (because he'll serve long enough to get the pension).

Well, say what you will about Kinja, but it will never stop innovating new and interesting ways to fuck up your comment.

I had entirely forgotten this existed. It was fucking ATROCIOUS. 

It is a brutal early 2000s kind of cheap animation. 

Probably because the last time they tried it the show was absolutely terrible.

Anyway, meet Anthony Antonio—the accused Capitol rioter with two first names...” Tangentially, but importantly, this dude has approximately one first name, twice.

Q. What do you call a giant ship immovably stuck on a solar-scale orbital ring?

It’s been awhile since I’ve had to put the black cloak back on but here we are again.

Well said.

Everything else aside, This Island Earth just wasn’t a great choice, because Mike era comedy—especially during the Sci-Fi run—just didn’t work so well with earnest, well-intentioned 1950s movies. Mike period humor just got progressively meaner as the show went on and worked best with hateful shit* like Merlin or

How, where, and why roads are built is pretty important for cars.

Mumford & Sons’ banjoist Winston Marshall

I think to maximize confusion, the new state should be called Olympia, and its capitol should be called Washington.

Once given statehood, the name of their capitol should be Chocolate City.