I guess he was the White Power Ranger all along, huh.

Just ONE controller included??? C’mon cheapskates, would it had broken the bank if you shipped it with two controllers? A joystick is just a piece of circuit board with five contacts. And I would have traded any of the ten games except Missile Command for Space Invaders.

I think my memory of them is skewed more fondly because I also had a 5200 and as much as I loved that console, the sticks were a total horror show.

I’m sure the licensing would be a nightmare, but this not coming with E.T. is such a missed opportunity.

Does it have the difficulty switches on the back?  EDIT: I didn’t look at all the pictures--it does.

Where’s the 6-lever limited edition?

We got that animated movie coming up, which gives me hope they could pull a Spider-Verse and recontextualize the whole franchise into something closer to the 2008 IDW series. Especially with Brian Tyree Henry voicing Megatron and John Hamm as Sentinel.

Well, fair, but he also has an interest in presenting himself that way to his target audience.

Claire rocks. Fact.

Now you need to play around with adding straight CO2 to some cream cheese.

I wonder if they floured and deep fried it. I could see that working.

TX native here, loved going to Piccadilly as a kid!

There was a restaurant in downtown Austin, TX when I was a kid called the Piccadilly Cafeteria that served a great breakfast. They always floured their bacon and it was delicious. But how they did it remains a mystery. My Mom tried for years to re-create their floured bacon and freakishly soft, luxurious scrambled…

And those corporations would respond that they have a legal obligation to maximize profits for their investors.Which means no increase in pay, no matter how reasonable, without a conspicuously loud and aggressive fight. Every time. Even if it damages the brand. Even if it leads to massive and predictable failures in…

I kinda hope that Defector and Autopian combine and form GMG With Blackjack And Hookers

Honestly my biggest hope for a Defector of Video Games... is Defector. Could absolutely see them standing up a gaming vertical if they can figure out the logistics, at which point I will throw them infinity dollars.

Especially curious why they’d go this far for a product that, dollars to donuts, is not going to be on the market in 18 months.

That would save time when putting the trash out, but on the way back in, I’d have to recover my bins from the 50-meter radius blocking two driveways where the trash guys scatter them.  No way in this universe they’re emptying my bins and putting them neatly back on little carts.

It can be a hat!

I will never, ever, EVER accept the bullshit retitling of “Raiders of the Lost Ark.”

The clear solution is to make fun of it by calling the next film ‘a Glass Onion mystery’