I found Go Fest disappointing for the same reasons as in the article, but Niantic’s “well, looks like the pandemic’s ending, yay!” schtick makes me FAR more upset.

This is one of my retorts to “you couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today!” - “Sure couldn’t, the studio would look at you and say ‘the last thing you brought us was that animated Spaceballs bullshit. Get the fuck outta here.’”

Nathan Dahmer looks down on Roy Moore for being a granny chaser.

On macOS, if you’ve still not yet taken the Catalina/Big Sur jump yet because of software that you still need to run, there’s a Safari update with (I’m assuming) the WebKit fixes for Mojave. Not sure HOW far back through previous OS versions they’re going, but that checkpoint’s still valid at least.

I hadn’t known there was a disc release. I guess I missed THAT window of opportunity…

I mean, THIS. ALL OF THIS.

I’d assume that it crashes during character creation?

Not like it’s Chauvin’s own money to lose when he skips, anyways…

I just wanted to thank you for that aside there, on top of the rest of the post.

AHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSS

There’s a restaurant in Columbus, Texas, with the most FANTASTIC buttermilk pie. Whenever we’re traveling between Houston and Austin, we make a point to stop and get a slice. 

Used to drive a Geo Storm coupe, and every time we’d see a Storm Hatchback, we’d admire the “oh, hey, it’s the Enterprise’s shuttlecraft!” lines.

I still have my DVD of New Rose Hotel, but I’ve still not made it all the way through. Those opening scenes felt like a competition between Dafoe and Walken, and I just couldn't hack it. 

I’m even MORE conflicted on this now. On the one hand, R. TALSORIAN FUCK YEAH. On the other, CDPR mehhhhhhh, nope. On the gripping hand, Keanu Reeves heck yeah?

There’s a tradition of that - I believe it was the Rolling Stone back in the very early eighties who referred to a “Mr. Loaf”.

Yeah, I’ve been thinking “I should get a convenient copy sometime…”

Yeah, I’ve been thinking “I should get a convenient copy sometime…”

Fair enough.

Well, THAT was gloriously phrased.

PRETTY sure it’s on YouTube somewhere.

THIS IS WHAT I CAME FOR.