Okay, new project : remake these two with Sam Rockwell instead of Sam Worthington.

They're not telling you to open a fake Facebook account. They're not telling you to open a fake Twitter account. Twitter doesn't care if Drunk Hulk opens another account for the purposes of posting on Gawker sites.

For the record, I would TOTALLY watch "Shaft and the Evil Queen".

"No one ever gets anywhere in Xenoville."

Oh, PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE YES.

...Aaaand Ghostbusters 2 crossover.

The one thing is that iTunes Match doesn't get EVERYTHING - if a given song's been removed from iTMS, they might not have it to match/transfer. I've got a few tracks that are Match ineligible as a result.

The Stevie Wonder "impersonator" sketch from the early '80s suffers from the same problem.

GOGGLE. Why has no one yet done this for "Birth of a Nation"?

What they needed for the trailer to get bums on seats, in droves :

...thank god I'm not the only one.

I give much love to the Howard the Duck novelization.

Yep. Fairly workman-esque, but serviceable.

My gold standards, for VERY different reasons, are The Abyss ("Let's get Orson Scott Card to write a novel, based on the screenplay, but his own goddamned novel. Would that work?") and Howard the Duck ("Geeze, we have to have a novelization? Um... Let's get that NatLamp guy - you know, the one who isn't PJ O'Rourke or…

POODLE SKIRT IS THE AWESOMEST THING EVAR.

"He said there's something about that idea that can be the DNA of a movie."

Also, I assume it's a circular (LOOPING, even) reference to the 1980's anti-drug PSA.

Not to say anything against Brick, 'cause that was SUCH a great movie, but Johnson's also responsible for The Brothers Bloom, which is also amazing.

I believe the words I'm looking for are "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!'.

It's ALWAYS that time.