I will remember your invaluable legal advice next time I shoot a gun at a condom.

Ummm. I like that show. It’s just so light and breezy. Funny. Charming cast. Low stakes. It’s a great show to watch on a lunch break and then go back to work happy and ready for the rest of the day. 

Up in heaven, he just made Jessica Walters squeal again.

I’d have never imagined the guy from The Big Short and The New Adventures of Old Christine would ever end up being Batman.

They should just do an entire show where there’s an internal monologue for a bunch of kids going through puberty. I’m imagining a great Nick Kroll vehicle.

::touches ear::

I’m being told seven seasons of this show and a two-season spin-off already exist.

We will just have to wait for Inside Out 4, which will deal with a 20 year-old Riely coming to grips with her cocaine addiciton and having her fourth abortion.  

“Elemental" was pretty good too and came out just last year.

Huh. I’m upsettingly over 35 and I always thought the joke was just that the shirt was ridiculous, and made you look like a pirate.

“But I still like a real man.” Are we sure this isn’t Seinfeld’s coming out story?

All protest is, in some sense, a performance. What a weird and unnecessary observation.

I can’t believe we have to choose between a guy who will certainly spark a genocide, and a guy already actively supporting one.

I mean, I’m going to vote for Biden, because he’s still somehow the lesser evil, but the Dems really don’t help their “there are differences between the parties!” argument by (not so) slowly…

If a roast can be described as ‘vicious’ it was done wrong.

Wait, so Mufasa is not actually the rightful heir to the kingdom? That puts Scar’s resentment of him in a new light.

“I knew it was you, Zazu. You broke my heart.”

did you know saying that trans people were targeted during the holocaust doesn’t diminish the other groups who were targeted? unlike you who seems to want to diminish holocaust victims. not a cute look tbh.

they’re probably too busy starving to hop on a podcast and talk about it

Look. I know we’re suppose to be a civilized, polite society and have rules for assault and all that. But Bill Maher really is the type of person that should be punched in the face more often for his douchebag behavior.

That sounds like that would span most if not all of the show’s run

He was a jailhouse snitch, being a rat is bad enough but now he’s Mr. Moral Majority, and there are several accounts of him being a terrible person and terrible to work with, particularly to women, so which of those do you want to pick?

She was a minor at the time, so no, you don’t.