As the only daughter of immigrants, SOBBED at the final scene.

my college ex told me he masturbated with his non-dominant hand (left). This came up when a person shook his hand and made a joke about a “strong grip”, afterwards he told me - “well they’d be surprised”

I don’t know you, but know that I love you.

Fuck you

I wanna give him the benefit of the doubt that he’s eating it like that because all the pepperoni is on that side. 

Wut.

Well it means little Ivana

that’s his brother, Fred

Isn’t it David Walliams, and not Mark Walliams? At least David Walliams is the one he did Little Britain with. 

I’ll have to ask to make sure but basically, he soaks dry pinto beans, then cooks them in a pressure cooker with onion and as many jalapenos you can handle.

My parents LOVED the prairie fire bean dip. They loved it so much that my dad figured out the recipe and we now make it at home.

(3). From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, by E.L. Konigsburg. Great book.

Say word to your mother for me