I’m just glad that the Cops were able to catch’em all!

Yes, but how will the future look back on the Roger Corman version of The Thing that came before Chiklis?

It’s kind of weird that a girl would get bullied for liking Star Wars. I mean, who the fuck are these bullies? EVERYONE likes Star Wars. My 3 year old likes Star Wars, my 90 year old Grand Dad likes Star Wars. Sounds to me like these bullies are losers. If they bully kids for liking Star Wars, you can only imagine…

Oh c’mon, this is equivalent to ripping off Columbia House or BMG for “free” cassettes or VHS movies back ye olden days.

This guy is a fucking genius. An annoying asshole brand of genius but a genius nonetheless. If only Best Buy gave out free shit for birthdays....*sigh*

The only way to really have a shot at reversing what could be the biggest and most volatile territorial dispute of our time...”

On my phone (Galaxy S3 Neo) I’ve been using a set of 3 apps called: Clean Master, CM Security, and Battery Doctor. So far, they’ve done a pretty good job of clearing out junk, reducing RAM, killing background tasks and apps, speeding up the time it takes to charge the battery and reducing the temperature of the phone…

You only fail kindergarten if you spell Francis with a “ph.”

There’s one problem with this wrench: the smaller the bolt or nut, the larger the empty space around that bolt or nut needs to be in order for the wrench to be able to lock on to it. This is because as the aperture gets smaller, the distance between the center of the wrench (the part that grabs the nut) and the outer…

I fail to understand why this drought in California is such a big issue when THEY ARE LITERALLY ALONG THE COAST OF THE BIGGEST OCEAN IN THE WORLD.

Ahh, I see. Did calling her “Eleanor” instead of “Ellen” get your panties in a bunch?

Wow, that’s a really cool! I have a 3 year old that loves his hotwheels and he’s just starting the stage where we’re about to transition him into his own bed in his own room, so this it’s great and the price really isn’t that bad for a giant toy/piece of furniture.

Yeaahhh, no. I don’t think you get it.

Burning Man needs a Burning Woman like Eleanor Ripley to handle these creatures

Why pack dirt when we can just build a giant slingshot on the peak of Mount Everest and fling astronauts into space?

...or a tower of DOOM when cannibalistic space pirates use it as an access point to kidnap and eat your children.

Wow, you’ve gotta be really sure of yourself to pull that off. One misstep and you’re taking a very long tumble.

Now she can Cosplay as a Human Lizard! Double Win! Yay!

UFOs disarmed nuclear weapons and left puppies and gumdrops and licorice and teddy bears and condoms at the scene of their visits.