I didn’t say it was her fault, I speculated. If it was shit from her dog, she deserved to have it back. Maybe you should take some time to consider your reading comprehension.

Grief didn’t turn that woman into a racist sack of shit.

Man, my story was only about how once I got my carpet cleaned and the guys were awesome enough to throw in my rug for free and found a rolled up dollar bill under it. They were very nice about it.

Not just a male partner, but black male. Get the right jury and the Pretty White Girl Forced Into Crime By Menacing Black Boyfriend defense just might work or at least get her a better deal.