Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

OK so the hipsters have come for DVDs now. Can anyone remember they last time they held a CD/DVD? No they can’t because it’s fucking stupid. If someone handed me a CD and said “Watch this!” I would throw it in the trash. We now have the ability to directly beam photons in the form of movies and TV shows anytime,…

“Have you met Haystacks Calhoun? He was a MOUNTAIN of a man! I sent him home to Mommy with a rollin’ DDT! How about Gorgeous George? Chief ‘Wahoo’ McDaniel? Leaping Lanny? Wildfire Tommy Rich? They all fell victim to my credit! Purple Nurple, Jerry Belly, ohhhhhh YEAAAAAH!”

You blog LIKE A GIRL!!!

The only thing that can spoil this is if Mark Wahlberg somehow winds up playing him in the movie.

The fact that your reply is itself nonsensical grammatically makes me very happy

Karim, this is great stuff, man. Really enjoying your work on here!

The true wizard Otto Potter, son of Harry Potter, cannot be stopped by mere mortals.

yes this is a much healthier attitude than an ongoing comedic series about his progress

The correct take: ask Marchman, and then do the opposite.

Fun fact: That leaping gentleman is the current United States Secretary of Energy. He oversees U.S. policy on energy and the handling of nuclear materials, including nuclear weapons.

America 2018, where people train their entire lives and hone their skill to a degree that they’re one of the 10 best in the world...All with the hope that one day, they can land on a bullshit reality competition that featured this:

Yes!

It would be difficult for those ten checks go to women on the main roster as pretty much every woman on the main roster was in the match. The only people missing were Alicia Fox, who got injured, Alexa Bliss and Charlotte Flair. And the latter two were missing because they are the champions.

Comparing Pierce to one of the biggest assholes on the planet does not prove your point.

Here’s a damning stat for you: the Cavs are so bad that they routinely beat the Wizards.

“Literally everywhere” does not require a certain period of time. The EU, currently, allows US citizens a 90 day visa waiver - you can stay in the Shengen region for 90 days without a visa. That’s why this cases was 90 days.

Because, wait for it, there are multiple countries in the world and they don’t all have the same requirements.

“Alexa! Report sexual assault to the Police!”